I recently saw a new version of the holiday movie A Christmas Story. The musical adaptation was a fun retelling of a classic. In one scene, children wait in line to see Santa and request their most desired Christmas gift. One kid screams in terror until an “elf” throws him down the exit slide.
You see it every year. Parents eager to share the joy of Christmas (or Instagram picture) plop their child down on some fat strangers lap and start taking pictures. The child takes one look at the big, bearded face and loses it! Not surprising because, if you think about it, Santa is terrifying.
First, he’s a stranger. Second, he breaks into your house (I know he’s leaving presents, but still). And, third, have you ever watched Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? Santa can be kind of a jerk.
It turns out, we’re not the only country that mixes fear with festive. So, just for fun, here are five somewhat terrifying holiday traditions from around the world.
In Austria, jolly Saint Nicholas travels around giving gifts to good little girls and boys. But, he’s not alone. Santa’s entourage includes a terrifying, horned demon by the name of Krampus. The hairy devil punishes wicked children by throwing them in a sack and running away into the night.
From December 12th until December 23rd, Iceland’s more sinister version of the “Seven Dwarfs” visits children while they sleep. The 13 Yule Lads (with names like “Spoon-Licker”, “Window-Peeper” and “Doorway-Sniffer”) journey down from the mountains to leave gifts in the shoes of well-behaved children. Having a naughty year? You’ll find a rotten potato instead of gifts. The Lads (like Santa) are often used to scare kids into behaving.
If you’re afraid of spiders, you’ll want to avoid Ukraine at Christmas time. Christmas trees in the Ukraine are often covered in spider webs because of an old legend about a poor family without a Christmas tree. The family couldn’t afford to buy a tree, so they grew one from a pinecone. The children dreamed of trimming the tree, but had no money for decorations. When the family awoke on Christmas Day, they found the tree decorated with spider webs. Ukrainians continue to adorn their trees with spider webs to bring good luck in the coming year.
Befana is a kind, old witch who brings gifts to children, but her toothless, haggard face might cause a few bad dreams. On the eve of Epiphany (January 5th) families leave out a plate of food and a glass of wine for Befana. In return, Befana flies her broomstick around the world to deliver toys, clothing and candy to good children. Kids wake on January 6 to riches, while poor Befana wakes with a hangover.
In early December, Guatemalans collect trash from their homes and property to deposit onto a massive heap in the middle of the road. Once the neighborhood collection is complete, the “devil” is thrown on top and the set ablaze. Christmas season has officially begun. The fire is considered a cleansing ritual to rid the world of evil spirits and remove negative energy from seasonal festivities.
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If you haven’t watched it lately, here’s Evil Santa from A Christmas Story…enjoy!